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The following contains an earworm that will go on immediate loop in your mind for the next few hours...notwithstanding the possibility of the next few days. Click at your own risk...especially if you are a blues fan.
Now...i had to do that as a segway to this story relayed to me by Her Majesty The Queen who was giving The Prince a bath a couple nights ago...
"OK, you're done...let's get you dried off..."
"But...mom!"
"Dude...you've been in there long enough...let's go" as she pulls him out of the tub, sets him dripping on the floor. Whereupon he clinches his fists down to his sides, stands erect, looks up at her and announces very clearly...
"I NEED MY MAN SOAP! HOW CAN I SMELL LIKE A MAN IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY MAN ON!"
Tha's ma boy! Make a Daddy PROUD!
'I got a black cat bone...i got a mojo too...i got a John de Conqueror root...goin mess witchyou... I'm goin' make you girls...lead me by my hand...an the world goin' know...
Now...i had to do that as a segway to this story relayed to me by Her Majesty The Queen who was giving The Prince a bath a couple nights ago...
"OK, you're done...let's get you dried off..."
"But...mom!"
"Dude...you've been in there long enough...let's go" as she pulls him out of the tub, sets him dripping on the floor. Whereupon he clinches his fists down to his sides, stands erect, looks up at her and announces very clearly...
"I NEED MY MAN SOAP! HOW CAN I SMELL LIKE A MAN IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY MAN ON!"
Tha's ma boy! Make a Daddy PROUD!
'I got a black cat bone...i got a mojo too...i got a John de Conqueror root...goin mess witchyou... I'm goin' make you girls...lead me by my hand...an the world goin' know...
5 comments:
You need to hear Toby's hoochie coochie song.
Thanks for the earworm. I always thought the late Jeff Healey was a somewhat unappreciated artist.
I'll be happy to here his rendition...tomorrow evening, in the Kingdom, on the portico by the fiery chiminea with burning marshmallows in hand sounds like a good time.
Dubba D...Jeff Healy was an incredibly talented man...sad to see he and SRV go so young. I have always wondered what incredible things they would be doing now.
The following contains an earworm...
Heh. There are FAR worse. This one's a pleasure.
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