Saturday, February 21, 2009

Don't steal this...

I've just decided something that could lead to an early retirement and that 3 month Eastern Mediterranean food cruise. I'm going to develop, produce, market, and distribute a cologne for men. Now, i know what you're thinking...dude, aren't you a little behind? There's thousands of those...ahhh but that my dear friend is where you miss my meaning. I'm going to develop a cologne for MEN. Some women will like it but probably most won't. This is going to be for those nights when you and the boys are getting together for cigars and poker night, a boys night out at the local tavern (mind you i didn't say boot n scoot). This is for the beer, ribs, and whisky evenings out on the back patio by the brick oven.

Cabin...

That's what i'm calling it. When you walk by your buddy, he's gonna go..."Dude...is that woodsmoke? Wait...i'm getting some wet leather..and...whisky...Bro...is that...CABIN?"

You'll take a pull on that big Cuban, exhale and be all..."Yeah, my wife got this for me for my birthday..."

Woodsmoke, wet leather, and whisky...

More flavors to come...but...who wants an autographed bottle?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't...I gotta save my money up for good whiskey, cubans, leather, and ribs.

Bo

Bob said...

Your secret plan for fame and fortune is safe with us.

Buck said...

Ah. At last I'll be able to say "I knew him when..."

You're gonna be RICH!

diamond dave said...

Didn't Jeff Foxworthy or Bill Engvall make a similar suggestion?