"Open up... Which one is it?"
"ih...ichhh...uh" pointing to a lower front incisor.
"Well, well...we got us a wiggler!"
"WHAT! My tooth is coming out?!"
"Yup, it'll keep getting pushed out by...goodgoshamighty! Look at that tooth down there!" Sure enough, she's got one coming in right under the one that's loose and its already pushing out of the gum.
So needless to say, she's pretty excited showing everyone that will dare to look down her gaping jaws.
I figger a Sugar Daddy oughtta do the dirty work here in a couple weeks. One of those pulled a crown clean off my tooth about a month ago, i guess i oughter get that fixed.
Or better yet...maybe i can get The Queen to dress up as The Tooth Fairy.
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Yeppers... A Sugar daddy sounds like just the ticket!
Or better yet...maybe i can get The Queen to dress up as The Tooth Fairy.
I'm not gonna touch THAT. :-)
The old thread wrapped around the tooth and a quick yank is the best way. Better yet, teach them to yank their own teeth. Swishing with salt water is the next step to stop the blood flow and keep the mess to a minimum.
Dress up like a "Tooth Fairy!" You never miss a chance, do you?
Blech. I hate Sugar Daddies.
I do miss the old Marathon bars, though...
if you get the Queen to dress up like the Tooth Fairy, please, I gotta have a pic of THAT!
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