Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a table where were rich food and wine in abundance, and obsequious attendance, but sincerity and truth were not; and I went away hungry from the inhospitable board.
Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Colostomy bag of Christmas Cheer...
I am SO digging Picasa!
I know i haven't written much lately...ok...like...at all. But, i thought i'd at least put SOMETHING worthwhile out here. If not the scribblings of a homeschoolin' chef, you get much better...pics of The Royals and The Queen decorating The Castille for the Holiday Du Monde. This was our little venture last night...a gingerbread tree...As you can see, they had a horrible time...we all did. Funny thing...I'm squeezing the Grinch colored icing into the crevices and...POP!...the side of the icing bag began oozing green Grinch snot all over the place. I mean...where's the disclaimer?
WARNING: DO NOT OVERPRESSURIZE THE COLOSTOMY BAG OF GREEN GRINCH SNOT! CONTENTS ARE NOT TOXIC BUT WILL BE EATEN BY ALL CHILDREN PRESENT! RESULTING IN GRINCHESQUE STAINS OVER THE ENTIRE INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL ORAL AREA!!
However the hazards...it turned out much better than imagined. Enjoy the show...Mele Kalikimaka!!