Thursday, June 11, 2009

OMG!!!!!

Run for your LIVES! Somewhere...ANYWHERE...just don't touch anyone or anything or contract the EVYL, DREADED, SILENT ASSASSIN...

SWINE FLU



Saw this headline just minutes ago on Yahoo News...

WHO: Swine flu pandemic has begun, 1st in 41 years...

omg...OMG...OH...MY...GAWD!!!!! How's that old HeeHaw song go?

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression
Excessive misery
If it twern't fer bad luck i've have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me...



Now...it took me all of about 5 minutes to dig up this little jewel...


Now kids...to my understanding...that chart records only pediatric Influenza A and B deaths...now couple that with old folks and low immunity folks mortality rates and oh...yeah, might wanna add in the fact that this is ONLY the U.S. data. Does that tell you anything? No? Lemme spell it out for ya...

Swine flu= H-Y-P-E...

this... is...the...flu.

I know i've ranted about this before but good goshamighty...can we dispense with the fearmongering for just a little while?

Lord.

4 comments:

GUYK said...

yep...it is one of those "WE ALL GONNA DIE" bits from the socialist media...as long as they can scream about this they can get the public's mind off of a commie president who is dead set on destroying American values...it is right out of the socialist hand book...

Buck said...

I saw the Director of the WHO on teevee last night... but wasn't all THAT impressed, as you've noted.

diamond dave said...

That Hee-Haw video makes me feel old - my parents used to watch that all the time in the 70's. And now I miss it too.

The Friendly Neighborhood Piper said...

GuyK: hey...you seen a copy of that book lying around? I need to zero my .270...its been awhile.

Uncle Buck: yeah...i can't imagine its all that impressive trying to make the flu into Ebola. Kinda like making a mosquito into a yellajacket.

DoubleD!! Glad to see you bro! Yeah...i miss that show too...it was a welcome relief from The Lawrence Welk show.