Swim class has been going well...The Royals are all little fish and excelling in their respective age groups. Of course, the comedy life has a way of entering every venue of what we do...
Waiting for class to start the other day, this conversation took place...
The Queen notices an 'imperfection' on the previously untarnished face of The Prosecutor...
"Miss Prosecutor...you have a zit on your chin!"
[Now...in order to completely understand the following, you the reader must recognize that The Queen holds the Official Titles of Royal Booger Hunter (nose and eye), Ear Wax Maintenance and Removal, Tooth Inspector General, and Chassis Landscape Design, including but not limited to nail clipping, odd hair puller, and body lint removal.]
Smiling avariciously, "Come here and let me pop it..."
The Prosecutor's eyes widen and hands extend in a 'please no' formation..."NOOOOO...it'll hurt!"
The Queen, sensing the blood in the water, plaintively calls, "Oh come on...that's gotta go..."
"Noooooo..." as she begins to back cautiously away...
Of course, HRH's light comes on, "Hey...you need that stuff!"
The Prosecutor stops and turns in hope..."What stuff?"
"That stuff on tv..."
Like an old fluorescent bulb trying desperately to ignite...the neural synapses begin to flash in The Prosecutor's mind..."ProActive?"
"YEAH PROACTIVE! You need some ProActive!"
Desperation giving way to confidence..."Mama, i need some ProActive!"
*blink*
Then the hammer...
HRH's mind still cranking like a giant pumpjack drilling into the depths of the matter at hand...
"Mama...what's a 'sudden breakout'?"
*blink*
Lord.
3 comments:
WAhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!! That's a SCREAM! What those kiddies come up with is just toooo funny. Love and miss all of you.
That reminds me of when I was a teenager and popped a zit on my toddler sister. It turned out to be chicken pox and not a zit. She still has the scar from her first pox.
Looved reading this thank you
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